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No this is not funny.

Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and there are multiple videos similar to this, which makes me think they’re fake.

Doesn’t matter. 

These videos enforce the idea to parents that yes, the answer to stop your child becoming obsessed with games is to DESTROY them.

No. This is not funny. It is things like this that cause events such as the father who SHOT his daughter’s laptop to bits to occur. These jokes enforce the attitude that people are ‘wrong’ for loving games.

For wanting to play games. 

For some people (including myself), games are a serious escape from horrid realities. The only escape some people can get. The idea that this man (boy?) is wrong for being so upset is disgusting to me?

This is horrific. This is abuse. This is wrong.

Just had this linked to me by an uncle. He knows I enjoy games and that my parents dislike them (though not to this extent). 

This is not cool. This is like a book burning. That’s not funny, seeing a library in flames, right? Oh but it’s okay here because it’s “just video games”. 

The other problem is that said father just wasted hundreds if not thousands of dollars of games, just to prove a point. Shitty parent, shitty parenting, shitty situation.

FINALLY. Someone who agrees with me.

Come on now. Games are the worst of your issues. You want your teen on drugs? In a gang? I’ve had parents say they were ashamed they had a nerd child, even thespian teens, but you should be counting your stars.

It’s like every child and teen existing in today’s society is a criminal to today’s parents.

Not to mention; these games are a big industry. Videogames to this generation are what books were when they were new to humanity - a new and poorly understood method of creativity and employment.

The above posts perfectly explain in words that nagging feeling I had of discontent at the dad’s actions. Thank you.





It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind



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    Five Nights at Freddy's - Night Five Phone Call


So I took the audio from the end of Markiplier’s ending video, where he had the fifth night’s phone call at the end, reversed. I pitched it, and slowed it down a bit, and altered the bass, so that I could understand it better.

You can catch some words and things in there. This is what I’ve heard so far:

"I would have escaped before you if your ██████ █ █  easily possible to employ (or deploy??)  laboratory (or lavatory??) between the ██████ █████ area …. I’ve heard a lot about it…you were right…you will be maimed by ████…all alone..bring you the joy i’ve created”

█ spots represent where I’m rather certain there may have been words, but I couldn’t quite make them out. Anyone else able to catch anything in the garbles?

markiplier-is-pwetty pointed out that “I’ve heard a lot about…You were right” is said before “you will be maimed by ████” 

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